{"id":63106,"date":"2022-07-22T06:44:30","date_gmt":"2022-07-22T11:44:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/?p=63106"},"modified":"2022-07-22T06:44:44","modified_gmt":"2022-07-22T11:44:44","slug":"63106","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/?p=63106","title":{"rendered":"The Anthropocene is a Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"
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THE ANTHROPOCENE IS A JOKE<\/span><\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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On geological timescales, human civilization is an event, not an epoch.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n

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Humans are now<\/span>\u00a0living in a new geological epoch of our own making: the Anthropocene. Or so we\u2019re told. Whereas some epochs in Earth history stretch more than 40 million years, this new chapter started maybe 400 years ago, when carbon dioxide dipped by a few parts per million in the atmosphere. Or perhaps, as a panel of scientists voted\u00a0earlier this year<\/a>, the epoch started as recently as 75 years ago, when atomic weapons began to dust the planet with an evanescence of strange radioisotopes.<\/p>\n

These are unusual claims about geology, a field that typically deals with mile-thick packages of rock stacked up over tens of millions of years, wherein entire mountain ranges are born and weather away to nothing within a single unit of time, in which extremely precise rock dates\u2014single-frame snapshots from deep time\u2014can come with 50,000-year error bars, a span almost 10 times as long as all of recorded human history. If having an epoch shorter than an error bar seems strange, well, so is the Anthropocene.<\/p>\n

So what to make of this new \u201cepoch\u201d of geological time? Do we deserve it? Sure, humans move around an unbelievable amount of rock every year, profoundly reshaping the world in our own image. And, yes, we\u2019re currently warping the chemistry of the atmosphere and oceans violently, and in ways that have analogues in only a few terrifying chapters buried deep in Earth\u2019s history. Each year we spew more than 100 times as much CO2<\/sub> into the air as volcanoes do, and we\u2019re currently overseeing the biggest disruption to the planet\u2019s nitrogen cycle in 2.5 billion years. But despite this incredible effort, all is vanity. Very little of our handiwork will survive the obliteration of the ages…<\/p>\n

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Stuart Gleave \/ Getty THE ANTHROPOCENE IS A JOKE On geological timescales, human civilization is an event, not an epoch. Humans are now\u00a0living in a new geological epoch of our own making: the Anthropocene. Or so we\u2019re told. Whereas some epochs in Earth history stretch more than 40 million years, this new chapter started maybe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1208,138,139,1686,33027,8301],"class_list":["post-63106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-survival-2","tag-anthropocene","tag-civilisation","tag-civilization","tag-humans","tag-peter-brannen","tag-the-atlantic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63106"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63108,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63106\/revisions\/63108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}