{"id":52375,"date":"2020-04-10T12:20:43","date_gmt":"2020-04-10T17:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/?p=52375"},"modified":"2020-04-10T12:20:46","modified_gmt":"2020-04-10T17:20:46","slug":"eight-phases-of-crisis-covid-19-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/?p=52375","title":{"rendered":"Eight Phases of Crisis: COVID-19 Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Eight Phases of Crisis: COVID-19 Edition<\/a><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cYou had a dishwasher box to sleep in?  I didn\u2019t even know sleep.  It was pretty much twenty-four seven ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.\u201d \u2013 Deadpool<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

One girl I dated in High School asked if she used too much makeup.  I replied, \u201cDunno, depends on if you are trying to kill Batman\u00ae\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGreat, now it\u2019s the end of the world and we can\u2019t get a new dishwasher,\u201d The Mrs. actually said, after I finally relented that it would probably cost more to fix the dodgy old dishwasher than a new one would cost.  Plus, the old dishwasher is stainless steel, so if it were a hundred yards away, it would make quite a nice practice target.  I call that a win-win.  Besides, Amazon\u00ae actually has them in stock, so I could theoretically have one by next week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

See?  You can get quality appliances during the end of the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I started working from home yesterday, which was nice.  When it was lunchtime, I wasn\u2019t hungry, but I was nice and warm so I took a nap right in my home office which is also known as the couch.  Good times.  I do have a concern \u2013 The Mrs. slapped my heinie as I walked by and said, \u201cnice butt\u201d so I\u2019m thinking of bringing this up with HR.  I want to be treated as more than a sexual object.  I mean, not much more, but more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As much as you might be interested in my derri\u00e8re, I really do want to talk about COVID-19 and get to the bottom of how the issue will progress in the coming months.\u00a0 While each crisis is different, they are all sort-of-predictable because in the end, people don\u2019t change all that much, even though circumstances do.\u00a0 Certainly we want to get this all behind us, in the rear view, so to speak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2026click on the above link to read the rest of the article\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eight Phases of Crisis: COVID-19 Edition \u201cYou had a dishwasher box to sleep in?  I didn\u2019t even know sleep.  It was pretty much twenty-four seven ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.\u201d \u2013 Deadpool One girl I dated in High School asked if she used too much makeup.  I replied, \u201cDunno, depends on if you are trying […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[29368,920,3299,6802,28903,28817,29341,29011,29369,1024,29371,29372,20143,855,29367,29370],"class_list":["post-52375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-survival-2","tag-big-thoughts","tag-civil-war","tag-communism","tag-complacency","tag-corona","tag-coronavirus","tag-covid","tag-covid-19","tag-purpose","tag-rome","tag-silly-predictions","tag-stoic","tag-teotwawki","tag-viral-pandemic","tag-wilder-wealthy-and-wise","tag-yet-again"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52375"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52377,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52375\/revisions\/52377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}