{"id":34470,"date":"2018-05-23T05:46:13","date_gmt":"2018-05-23T10:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olduvai.ca\/?p=34470"},"modified":"2018-05-23T05:46:13","modified_gmt":"2018-05-23T10:46:13","slug":"a-faustian-bargain-with-the-climate-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/?p=34470","title":{"rendered":"A Faustian Bargain with the Climate Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Faustian Bargain with the Climate Crisis<\/a><\/h3>\n
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Art by Willy St\u00f6wer | CC BY 2.0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

You\u2019re a passenger on the Titanic on its fateful maiden voyage in 1912. As it draws away from the dock at Southampton you get a premonition that things are going to go severely pear-shaped, and that the ship is never going to make it to New York. Maybe you\u2019re an engineer and your spidey senses are telling you that the captain and crew are far too cocky for their own good considering that the ship can only sustain damage to four of the 12 bulkheads. Maybe it\u2019s not anywhere near as unsinkable as the White Star Line are making out in the name of PR hype\u2026<\/p>\n

But you don\u2019t say anything because you know what people are like when you try to tell them things they don\u2019t want to hear\u2014they get defensive and shoot the messenger. Why are you being so negative on such a joyous occasion, who pissed in your bucket such that now you have to go and piss in everyone else\u2019s? Maybe you should get some professional help. You know how it goes. So after briefly considering making a fuss and demanding the boat be turned around, or just jumping over the side and swimming back to shore, you sit back and say to yourself, fuck it, I\u2019m in first class, if something happens I\u2019ll get priority for getting off the boat\u2026<\/p>\n

But here\u2019s the rub, because what you don\u2019t know is that the White Star Line skimped on the lifeboats because they took up room, and they detracted from the claims about the ship being unsinkable anyway. So, when the ship eventually hits the iceberg off the coast of Newfoundland, you get a nasty shock in discovering just how shit out of luck you really are.<\/p>\n

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A Faustian Bargain with the Climate Crisis Art by Willy St\u00f6wer | CC BY 2.0 You\u2019re a passenger on the Titanic on its fateful maiden voyage in 1912. As it draws away from the dock at Southampton you get a premonition that things are going to go severely pear-shaped, and that the ship is never […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[20220,141,1053,5493,6225],"class_list":["post-34470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","tag-ben-debney","tag-climate-change","tag-climate-crisis","tag-counterpunch","tag-faustian-bargain"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34470"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34471,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34470\/revisions\/34471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}