{"id":31432,"date":"2018-02-22T08:16:09","date_gmt":"2018-02-22T13:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olduvai.ca\/?p=31432"},"modified":"2018-02-22T08:16:09","modified_gmt":"2018-02-22T13:16:09","slug":"martha-stewart-will-definitely-survive-the-zombie-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/?p=31432","title":{"rendered":"Martha Stewart Will Definitely Survive the Zombie Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theorganicprepper.com\/martha-stewart-will-definitely-survive-the-zombie-apocalypse\/\">Martha Stewart Will Definitely Survive the Zombie Apocalypse<\/a><\/h3>\n<div class=\"m-f\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"nc_socialPanel swp_leaf swp_d_fullColor swp_i_fullColor swp_o_fullColor scale-100 scale-fullWidth swp_one\" data-position=\"both\" data-float=\"floatLeft\" data-count=\"4\" data-floatcolor=\"#ffffff\" data-emphasize=\"0\">\n<div class=\"nc_tweetContainer totes totesalt\" data-id=\"5\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>I have always been a big fan of Martha Stewart.\u00a0 I know, sometimes she does stuff like gluing moss on lampshades which causes you to wonder if she ever uses that lamp and why it doesn\u2019t catch fire, and rolling grapes in goose liver pate sounds like it won\u2019t be on my bucket list, but let\u2019s put those things aside for a moment and talk about how Martha is better prepared than just about anyone to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. And it\u2019s not just because she\u2019s rich.<\/p>\n<p>Please note that, as always, I use the Zombie Apocalypse as a metaphor for any type of civil unrest, long-term disaster in which the unprepared are going to want what you\u2019ve carefully stored, and events during which people eagerly await the government\u2019s handouts to rescue them from their Darwinian fates.<\/p>\n<p>But, let\u2019s talk about Martha. I\u2019ve always seen her as a mentor, even though I\u2019ve never had the privilege of meeting her.<\/p>\n<p>She understands the value of a home-cooked meal with every detail from scratch. She grows her own veggies and herbs, maintains orchards, and raises chickens. She can sew, bake, garden, and run a multi-billion dollar business. She\u2019s survived some things that would have driven a lesser woman to her knees. Remember how a few weeks back when I talked about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theorganicprepper.com\/the-importance-of-having-prepper-friends\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">prepper friends, I said that some of them weren\u2019t exactly preppers<\/a> but would be fantastic neighbors and allies? One word for you: MARTHA.<\/p>\n<p>Here are just a few of the reasons why I\u2019m quite certain that Martha Stewart will survive anything the Zombie Apocalypse could throw at her.<\/p>\n<h3>She can cook anything, anywhere.<\/h3>\n<p>&#8230;click on the above link to read the rest of the article&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Martha Stewart Will Definitely Survive the Zombie Apocalypse I have always been a big fan of Martha Stewart.\u00a0 I know, sometimes she does stuff like gluing moss on lampshades which causes you to wonder if she ever uses that lamp and why it doesn\u2019t catch fire, and rolling grapes in goose liver pate sounds like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[28,6156,18845,767,5756],"class_list":["post-31432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-survival-2","tag-apocalypse","tag-daisy-luther","tag-martha-stewart","tag-survival-skills","tag-the-organic-prepper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31432"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31433,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31432\/revisions\/31433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olduvai.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}